Arghh! I made Chuck walk the gang plank and took over his ship. I am sending you this message. (not real mail, carrier pigeon perhaps?)
Who lives in a pirate ship over the sea?
The old seadog
Who is peg legged and drunk as can be?
The old seadog
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
The Seven Seas (I think, for we are lost)
Avast Mateys,
Arrgh. I am through with ye landlubbers. Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. I shall show no mercy on those what flouts this day. Even as I scribble these words, me lads are hunting ye down. Fair warning. Our cannons are loaded and ready to volley.
When me lads gather the landlubbers, I have bad news for those what walks the gangplanks. Me sharks have grown fat and lazy from eating too many landlubbers. This year we have crocs and gators that have not been fed for ages. Tonight, they shall feast! The landlubbers shall become chum!
I have quaffed one too many tankard of rum! I think I hear a band playing “Anchors Aweigh.” Impossible! The Navy will rue the day it messed with the likes of me. Spread the sails and hoist of the Jolly Roger! Where is me eyepatch? Me peg leg? Me crutch? Me blunderbuss? I can’t swim! Polly, you worthless bag of feathers, don’t fly off. Don’t you dare desert me!
Lads, be double quick and fire a broadside. Sink that Navy ship! Then we shall deal those who ignore Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Now be done with it!
The Old Seadog
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