There be some that thinks they are safe from pirates since they dwell along the Ohio River. Cave-in-Rock was a river pirate stronghold on the Ohio River near Shawneetown, Illinois. Beware. Landlubbers, ye are only safe if you talk like a pirate.
Me granddaddy, Alonzo Pait, once lived in the town of Cave-in-Rock, Illinois a mile or so from the pirate stronghold. Was he a pirate? Me lips are sealed.
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