Loch Ness Let Down
Researchers from Pictland College, Scotland discovered that Nessie is NOT a prehistoric dinosaur. This will destroy the Scottish tourism industry. Nessie is a garden-variety of English dragon, not at all unusual. (St. George did not slay all the dragons)
[Editor’s note: It is April 1st, and Mr. Suddeth has again slipped Bourbon into his coffee]
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