Broom suggestions:
Ride your broom close to the ground, terrorizing trick or treaters is so much fun.
Fly right out the moon—mortals will shriek.
Airports can be fun—fly next to the planes and do loop de loops around them. Cackle.
Do let mortals hitchhike—they will fall off and make gooey messes.
Cauldron suggestions:
Don’t overboil your cauldron—eye of newt & toad tongue & bat wings will explode.
Don’t let men drink from your cauldron—hordes of frogs will be underfoot.
Do not share your cauldron recipes with common folk—unless you leave out a key ingredient.
Other helpful tips:
Do turn mere mortals into mice—your cats are likely bored.
If a man messes with you, by all means turn him into a miniature man.
Cast not your spells in anger—just kidding, when someone angers you, blast them with a venomous spell.
C. T. Suddeth 
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