I would like to thank everyone for losing an hour for the war effort. General Washington’s troops need all the whale oil they can get if we are to prevail against the Redcoats. (we might even spare a whale or 2) Ben Franklin thanks you.
Hey, General Washington I don’t wanna go…
Hey, Ahab, I think I see a whale…
[Editor’s note: getting up an hour early interfered with Mr. Suddeth’s coffee drinking]
C. T. Suddeth 
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