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Researchers at Louisville State University School of Dairy Science developed the Brown Swiss Chocolate Cow. After being fed cocoa leaves, it produces chocolate milk. (LSU’s Goose Creek Experimental Dairy Farm off Fort William Road) Officials expect to have herds producing chocolate milk in time for the fall school semester.

[Editor’s note: It is April 1st, and Mr. Suddeth will not stop drinking coffee]

 

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Shocking Discovery!

An alert Census Taker discovered a family of Bigfoot living in suburban Louisville, Saltlick Road area. Census administrators will determine if the Bigfoot family can be counted. Local officials are discussing the feasibility of serving the family with an eviction notice—the property belongs to the government because of back taxes. Police recommend that sightseers stay away for safety reasons.

[Editor’s note: It is April 1st, and Mr. Suddeth has consumed far too much caffeine]

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Spine tingling!

The Other Roswell!

About 20 miles south of Louisville, Roswell, Kentucky is the site of an abandoned strip mine where several UFO’s have crashed. Scientists at the Louisville State University School of Astrophysics recently retrieved the wreckage and two bodies from a UFO that crashed in Roswell. Officials plan to build a museum to house these artifacts.

[Editor’s note: It is April 1st, and Mr. Suddeth refuses to cut back on coffee]

Landscape

 

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Agri-scientists at the Louisville State University School of Agriculture have developed the Cocoa Hen, which lays chocolate eggs (yellow yolk, chocolate white) after eating cocoa pellets. (LSU’s Smyrna Pike Experimental Poultry Farm) Officials predict the eggs will be on the market in time for Easter.

[Editor’s note: It is April 1st, and Mr. Suddeth has drunk far too much coffee]

 

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