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George Washington lost most of his battles. Abe Lincoln lost most of his elections. 99% of Thomas Edison’s experiments failed. All 3 did pretty good.


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Our investigative reporter uncovered the truth about 6-year-old George Washington of Mt. Vernon Virginia. He reportedly confessed to having chopped down a cherry tree. False. It was just a common ash, and little George had the ax in hand—a confession was hardly necessary.

[Editor’s note: Mr. Suddeth has been consuming too much coffee]


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