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Even worse than JAWS, PAWS are on the rampage. Giant, aquatic carnivorous bunnies are on the prowl. Keep away from all lakes & streams. If you spot them, do NOT approach them! Instead, notify the Department of Homeland Insecurity. Then run for your life! As proof, I have provided grisly photos of PAWS in action. (if you are squeamish, don’t look)

I live near the Ohio River, but I have relocated to an underground bunker until the menace has been subdued.

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